Buna TPU...aş avea nevoie de nişte glume în engleza pentru o tema de vară! Va rog glume scurte! Acord funda!

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

Buna! Uite aici cateva glume:

1.Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

2.Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.

3.After many years, a prisoner is finally released.
He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm 4. "

4.Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
A: He heard someone had stolen a base!

5.Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

6.Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A helicopper!


7.Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn?

8.Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday School.


9.Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

10.Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!


11.Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!


12.Q: When do astronauts eat?
A: At launch time!

Sper ca te-am ajutat!