| Ollykaa a întrebat:

Imi puteti da ceva statusuri funny in engleza?
sau. nu neaparat funny happy

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| bunny112 a răspuns:

Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that'll make you smile

Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt

Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.

Status4: I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep

Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?

Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so! Leave me alone!

Status7: Looking in the mirror Here's what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that's not who she really is And it's not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me

Status8: Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn't mean it. It's like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don't talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn't be the same without you by me every step of the way.

Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**ca is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.

Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.

Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music

Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.


1. We have to look for the facts, not words (trebuie sa ne uitam la fapte, nu la vorbe);

2. Don’t be sad, don’t be blue.Frankenstein was ugly too (nu fi trist, nu fi suparat, si Frankentein era urat);

3. He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first, sees the point (cel care rade la urma, rade mai bine! Dar cel care rade primul, intelege poanta);

4. To be or not to be, this is the question (a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea);

5. A bad workman always blames his tools (un muncitor prost da intotdeauna vina pe unelte)

6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (o pasare in mana face mai mult decat doua pasari din tufis);

7. A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind (un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa tii minte asta)

8. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed (prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste);

9. A smile doesn’t cost anything (un zambet nu costa nimic);

10. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose (intodeauna imita comportamentul invingatorilor atunci cand pierzi);

Breathless kisses,burning touches, soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion...
A man and a woman, one complete love since time began predestined to be as one!
Be optimistic, all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile.
Love is like google, you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you’re looking for.
Same ***…. diferent day! It’s all about you...
I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep.Please don’t wake me up from this dream for it’s all of you that I can keep.
As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?!?
This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’rehappy
IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thingtongue
Is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.
A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind...
Just say no to marriage!
A smile doesn’t cost anything...
A bad workman always blames his tools!
I hate life and life hates me!
I welcome death.
Breathless kisses, burning touches, soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion!
Don’t be sad, don’t be blue...Frankenstein was ugly too.
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you los!
I see angles in the sky, I’ve seen snow falling in July.
A friend in need i t’s a frienf indeed!
Out of my mind; back in five minutes!
Theme words are my own:From my heart : I love you,I love you,and I love you!
We've walked on this earth many times together; perhaps for a moment; perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.
We've been together before,in other lifetimes, we've fought dragons, and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed...





3 răspunsuri:
| Ada_2475 a răspuns:

Comedy of the life,Love Is The Air, Crazy :Xlove struck:X, Sexy Baby :Xlove struck:X

| pinkystyleツ a răspuns:

The best feeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean somnthing to someoane.

I don't know if I can do this on my own

A person who never make a mistake never tried anithing new.

Funda, hai ca merit :*?

| Clauditza_6664 a răspuns:

Buna!
Status1: Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that'll make you smile

Status2: God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt

Status3: If your name was sleep, I would be doing you in bed right now.

Status4: I can't be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don't wake me up from this dream For it's all of you that I can keep

Status5: As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought "Were the heck did my ceiling go?

Status6: I am off in that wonderful land where I can have anything i want! When i wake up i'll have to face reality for the next 12 hours so! Leave me alone!

Status7: Looking in the mirror Here's what I see A sad little girl staring back at me She acts so tough And so grown up But that's not who she really is And it's not who she wants to be I know this because that little girl is Me

Status8: Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.

Status9: Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean things, but you know I didn't mean it. It's like running out on someone you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don't talk to me and slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and my door is always open, life wouldn't be the same without you by me every step of the way.

Status10: You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**ca is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

Status11: I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.

Status12: The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

Status13: If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.

Status14: I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music

Status15: This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I'm at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.