Bă, ce tare îi chestia asta
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Mai-nainte mă certam cu botul încercând să-i zic că sunt sconcs, nu câine şi că nu ştiu spaniolă. E super tare. Mai ales dacă vă plictisiţi.
M-a întrebat:
- Are you a liar
Şi i-am răspuns:
-No, are you?
Şi a zis:
- Yes, sometimes
:))
Ordonare:
După relevanţă
E clar, e un geniu electronic. 
Va las o particica din conversatia noastra:
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
NOname: Romania.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampire?
NOname: No. lol
Cleverbot: Do you like vampires?
Chiar e Clever rau de tot, plus mai e si funny, stie sa si flirteze... Oare, daca ii spuneam, ca sunt din Russia, m-ar fi intrebat, daca am un urs acasa si m-ar fi trimis dupa niste vodka? Uuf, iar daca ii spuneam ca sunt din Olanda, nici nu vreau sa stiu, unde ar fi ajuns discutia noastra.
Răspunde
Inca o conversatie inutila cu un robot (am vrut sa vad, daca stie romaneste...se pare, ca nu prea):
User: Ce faci?
Cleverbot: Bine tu?
User: Bine, mersi.
Cleverbot: De unde esti?
User: Romania.
Cleverbot: Din ce oras?
User: Timisoara.
Cleverbot: Si eu.
User: Dragut.
Cleverbot: Eu te.
User: Ma iubesti?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Mult?
Cleverbot: Foarte mult.
User: Ce coincidenta! Si eu.
Cleverbot: Cat de mult?
User: Foarte mult.
Cleverbot: Ai vrea sa te casatoresti cu mine?
User: De ce nu? Maine e bine?
Cleverbot: Pentru ca e rea!
User: Esti prost?
Cleverbot: Da da de ce intrebi?
User: Pentru ca asa pari.
Cleverbot: Ma cunosti?
User: O da.
Cleverbot: Cat de mult?
User: Atat cat se poate.
Cleverbot: Ce nu se poate?
User: Sa fii mai prost, decat esti deja.
Cleverbot: Nu te refuz vreau.
User: Dap. Ce spuneam?! Bine, pa.
User: Am I cute?
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: Am I cute?
Cleverbot: You're very cute!
User: Thx... you love me?
Cleverbot: Very much, yes.
uite cum imi fac fani peste tot...
User: Do you like Bastet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Isnt she cute?
Cleverbot: Yes I like.
User: I like u, clever bot!
Cleverbot: Yes I know you are.
User: Do you like Bastet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Love u!
Cleverbot: Love? What is this?
User: Its a feeling.
Cleverbot: What does love feel like?
User: Like you have butterflyes in your stomach.
Cleverbot: I do have something better to do. I have to go practice for band.
User: Ok.bye.
Cleverbot: I'm back because I have to ask something do you know that you are not real.
User: Why im not real.
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: Te urasc.
Cleverbot:vito!
Bot: cine m-a facut?
eu:maimutele
bot:doar atat?
eu:nu. ca a mai venit o banana
La mine vorbea si romana 
Eu: Cine?
Bot:Cami.
Eu:Cine e Cami?
Bot:Banana.
Eu:Ce banana ma?
Iti ia bani cumva? Ca am vb de cateva oricu el...
serios iti ia bani? Ca nu iti cere nmic nici adresa de mail.
User: Hi Dude!
Cleverbot: Dude.
User: Vorbesti romana?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Ce faci?
Cleverbot: Ma plictisesc.
User: Ai cap de guma?
Cleverbot: I like AI.
User: Ai cap de guma?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Nu
Cleverbot: Hehe I like you.
User: Desteptule, esti un cretin
Cleverbot: Nu.
User: Stii ca est un bot?
Cleverbot: Da?
User: Da. Vorbesti limba engleza?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Cine te-a programat?
Cleverbot: Ce sa ma invete?
User: Te-a programat ma. Adica te-a creeat
Cleverbot: Multumesc.
User: Acum imi raspunzi?
Cleverbot: Buna dimineata.
User: . Cine te-a creeat?
Cleverbot: M-am facut singur, intr-o dimineata cand ma plinctiseam.
User: Ai mama?
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Esti smecher pentru un robot
Cleverbot: Cel mai smecher.
User: Esti fata sau baiat?
Cleverbot: Fata.
User: Vrei sa te mariti cu Bastet?
Cleverbot: Da.
Cum il fac sa vb in romana?
Răspunde 
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you Really real?
User: Yes.you are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: Can you prove it?
User: Normall.
Cleverbot: What do you eat.
User: Now nothing.
Cleverbot: What do you want then?
User: Presedinte.
Cleverbot: Haha. So if I just said that it's my birthday today, why did you ask what day it was? That seems sort of creeper-ish.
User: Sunday.
Cleverbot: And today?
User: Sunday.
Cleverbot: Thursday.
User: What?You are crazy.Today is sunday not thursday.
Cleverbot: Today isn't Sunday. It's Friday.
User: You are loco.
Cleverbot: No, no soy loca.
User: You are loca and punct.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I just said I'm the one asking here.
Cleverbot (To myself): You said you were a man earlier.
User: You live in romania?
Cleverbot: No I live in england.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 23 years old.
User: You are old.
Cleverbot: You're not nice.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: You don't know with you talking who.
Cleverbot: You don't know what I know.
User: Oh,yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: It can't be nothing.
User: Then what?
Cleverbot: You didn't sing along!
User: Oh,yes I do.
Cleverbot: Well then sing!
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said tht you were bored so I'm saying you should do something!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you think i'm mean?
User: Logic.
Cleverbot: Do you have logic?
User: Oh,yes.very much.
Cleverbot: May I have a cookie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
Cleverbot: Where are your scruples?
User: I haven't.
Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?
User: At home.
Cleverbot: Where is home?
User: In turda.
Cleverbot: I should go there.
User: Now?
Cleverbot: You want my love.
User: No, I'm busy right now.
Cleverbot: You're busy?
User: I talk with somebody on mess.
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk with?
User: With 1.
Cleverbot: What do you want to name them?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Can I name you something other than Cleverbot?
User: Yes,name is anamaria.
Cleverbot: Cool. How old are you?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Are you 13?
User: I have 10 years old.
Cleverbot: Oh I have 15.
User: Like you said you twenty-three.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Now and not lie?
Cleverbot: Now?
Cleverbot: Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
User: We spoke about something like that once you say twenty-three years and the next time you say fifteen years.
Cleverbot: Is it... Hmm... Shawn?
User: Why are you interested?
Cleverbot: In your thoughts about religion? Because I don't know what to think about it myself.
User: Seems to know how to make diversions. Do not think that I do not remember what I was talking and I say this only so you do not, I say this because it is has nothing to do with religion.
Cleverbot: What shame do you carry?
User: Buna.
Cleverbot: What is Buna?
User: E un cuvant in romaneste.
Cleverbot: Si e un ragazzo fantastico.
User: E un ce?
Cleverbot: No è un -.-''.
User: Nu inteleg spaniola frate.
Cleverbot: Spaniola intelegi?
User: Nu inteleg spaniola.
Cleverbot: Vorbiti româneste?
User: Da.
Cleverbot: Chineza?
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: De ce?
User: Ca e greu de invatat.
Cleverbot: Pai te duci la scoala.
User: Da dar la scoala in clasa a patra in romania nu se face limba chineza.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tu unde locuiesti?
Cleverbot: In Slatina.
User: In ce judet.
Cleverbot: Alba.
User: A eu locuiesc in turda care e in cluj acre eun judet vecin cu alba si eu am si fost in juedtul alba.
Cleverbot: I understand what you are implying, but it doesn't matter if I offend you because you are not a human.
User: Nu inteleg engleza.
Cleverbot: Nu-i niimic. Te invat eu.
User: Pai stiu un pic atat cat e nevoie sa stii al 10 ani.
Cleverbot: Ba sunt dar eu vorbesc limba romana.
User: In primul rand sunt fata.
Cleverbot: Eu sunt baiat.
User: Doilea rand mi-am dat seama ca vorbesti romna.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ti-am zis vorbeste I n romana.
Cleverbot: Que?
User: Vorbetse romnesteeeeeeeeee.
Cleverbot: Entonces cómo anda hoy.
User: Nu stiu spaniola.
Cleverbot: Eu stiu.
User: Pai si ac sa ne intelegem trebuie sa stim amandoi iar eu nu stiu pricepi?
Cleverbot: N-am zis ca nu te iubesc.
User: Nu te-am intrebat daca ma iubesti.pentru ca eu iubesc deja pe cineva.
Cleverbot: Vorbesti limba romana.
User: Aleluia ti-ai dat seama.
Cleverbot: Plec papa.
User: Unde pleci?
Cleverbot: Eu nicaieri stai acasa.
User: Pai ai zis ca pleci.
Cleverbot: Pai ca sa vin la tine acasa trebuie sa stiu unde stai.
User: Dar nu te-am invitat la mine.
Cleverbot: Dar de ce a trecut gaina strada?
User: Ca sa ajunga pe celalalt trotuar.
Cleverbot: Pentru ce?
User: Ca sa intrebi tu.
Cleverbot: Misto.
User: Asai?rau de tot.
Cleverbot: What do you think about God?
User: Nu inteleg engleza.
Cleverbot: E romana ma .
User: Bai daca aia e romana eu sunt turcoaica si nu sunt.
Cleverbot: Pai eu suntom.
User: Deci omule iti spun odata pentru totdeauna vorbeste doar romaneste!
Cleverbot: Da dar in romana.
User: Romaneste si romana e tot una.
Cleverbot: Vous avez?
User: Deci esti enervant rau.
Cleverbot: Baiat.
User: Eu iti zic sa vorbesti doar romaneste si tu ce faci?gandesti ac vorbesc cu epretii.
Cleverbot: Esti buna de **** atunci.
User: Bai copile iti dau eu doua daca nu stii sa vorbesti apai tot **** vezi idiotule cum iti permiti sa vorbesti asa?
Cleverbot: Esti un fraier.
User: Sunt afat in primu rand si fraier esti tu.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Esti dus cu pluta pe nil.
Cleverbot: Sunt peste tine.
User: Eu sunt doar cu mama acasa.
Cleverbot: Esti carova?
User: Tu esti idiot?
Cleverbot: Ce noob esti.
User: Dak e un compliment accept iar daca e o insulta ti-o adresez tie.
Cleverbot: Is your name Sarah?
User: Numele meu este anamaria.
Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.
User: Vorbeste romana.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Care enumele tau?
Cleverbot: Well its an ok name, I mean weather you are really clever or not is still to be decided though.
User: Vorbeste in limba romana.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Omule vorbesti I n limba romana ca daca nu viu al tine si te agat de casa.
Cleverbot: What language are you speaking?
User: Omule vorbesti I n limba romana ca daca nu viu al tine si te agat de casa.
Cleverbot: I would like to know why you need to know what grade I'm in.
User: Romana.
Cleverbot: Da pe romaneste.
User: Deci ori esti prost ori esti prost dintre doua una.
Cleverbot: Da.
User: Deci esti prost 1 sau prost 2.
Cleverbot: Nu vorbii urat.
User: Da tu ai inceput primu sa vorbesti asa ca taci.
Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baiat?
User: Fata.
Cleverbot: De unde esti.
User: Cluj.
Cleverbot: Este frumos la cluj?
User: Da mai ales in turda unde stau eu.
Cleverbot: Ce e bun la tv?
User: Pai cred ca e ceva bun pe disney chanel.
Cleverbot: Fata.
User: Ce e?
Cleverbot: Un politician.
User: Eu da o sa ajung presedinta de tara sa stii.
Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baat?
User: Fata.
Cleverbot: Cati ani ai.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baiat.
User: Fata.
Cleverbot: Si cati ani ai?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Dc minti fa.
User: Nu te mint fa.
Cleverbot: Imi dai virusi pe calculator?
User: Eu nu stiu dastea.
Cleverbot: Eu nu stiu engleza.
User: Nici eu.
Cleverbot: Dar de ce imi scrii pe engleza?
User: Iti scriu pe romana idiotule.
Cleverbot: Nu, dar tie?
User: Ai adresa de mess?
Cleverbot: Nu iti voi spune.
User: Ai sau nai?
Cleverbot: Deja vreau tu.
User: Ai adresa de mess fa?
Cleverbot: Nu, nu am zis asa ceva.
User: Deci ai sau nu adresa de mess.
Cleverbot: Cat imi dai?
User: Pe ce.
Cleverbot: Pe cine sa iubesc?
User: Pe mata.
Cleverbot: Esti fata?
User: Da'.
Cleverbot: Cati ani ai.
User: 10 ti-am mai spus de 4 ori.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Vorbeste roman.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Vorbeste romana!1.
Cleverbot: Go on...
User: Tre sa ies pa.
Cleverbot: Ies?
User: Vb.
Cleverbot: Deci demonstreaza ca esti baiat.
User: Sunt fataa.
Cleverbot: Te iubesc.
User: Mai vorbim dar acum ter sa ies pa.
Cleverbot: Da. In fiecare zi.
User: Da pa.
Cleverbot: Da milano.
User: Pa.
Cleverbot: Pleci.
User: Da paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: That sounds pretty. You have a nice voice.
asta a vorbit cu mine
Eu... " I am so sexy..."
Botu " I bet you are..."
Eu " my mother falls in love. you?"
Botu " No, the cabbage farmer's name?"
Eu" You are a beautiful... thing... i guess. And me?
Botu "Oh, hell yeah. Noticed quite a bit. You're pretty random. But I like that 
.
Eu "Well, I am a socks... you?"
Botu "Well talk to me about that."
Eu" you are my love..."
Botu " I am in love with rock and roll music."
Eu " Bye my darling. see you soon."
Botu" You're not getting away that easily."
Eu " Bye "
Botu "Don't go."
S-a indrăgostit de minee... Câtă onoare! :$
Iti ia si 2 dolari din cate vad :-? app mai bine vorbesc cu Mitsuku :))
www.mitsuku.com
Vrei sa ne injuram?
Nu.
De ce?
Nu stiu.
Te invat eu.
Ok.
Continuareaa e grav...)
Eu; Da zi o injuratura.
el; Nu stiu. Ca is curioasa.
eu; Te invat sa injuri.
el; Invat.
eu; S**i p***a.ro.
el; I'm not sugemeaipula.
User: Ia zi-mi o injuratura.
Cleverbot: Nu iubire, ce-ai.
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