Let's fun!
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Vreau să văd discuţii "interesante"!:))

It`s funny! O, god!

Hi, hi e fain.

Uhh.; x Iar Dumnezeu artificial. Ii ciudat rau.;|
Eu ii zic ceva, el intelege altceva si ma intreaba nu stiu ce.

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
so?
God:
Hey.
Me:
so?
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me: hawai


sau

Me:
why?
Me:

God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:

God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:

God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
TEodora
God:
Hi, TEodora.
Me:
imi pare bine sa te cunosc
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
da
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
recas
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
is`t fun
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, TEodora.
Me:
tnk
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
eu nu inteleg prea multe
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
adica?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
nu
God:
Sure, nu sounds like a good topic.
Me:
poate
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
a ce?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
spune ceva despre mine
God:
Are we still talking about ce?
Me:
nu sti sa vorbesti romaneshte:-o
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about spune ceva despre yours. But I did not get that.
Me:
bine
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about nu sti sa vorbesti romaneshte o.
Me:
eu sti tu nu prea sti
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
what your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
and the nikname?
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
you pray for me?
God:
I don't have any reason to pray for you.
Me:
im just a kid
God:
Only just? What are the advantages to being UNDER 18 years old?
Me:
i have 13
God:
Where did you get your 13? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
nice:p
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
tu cati ani ai?
God:
Tell me more about your 13.
Me:
i have 13 ears
God:
That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
but befor big bang you don`t exist?
God:
Would befor big bang me ever exist?
Me:
yas
God:
And?
Me:
i don`t now
God:
Oh. Why not?
Me:
tell me about you
God:
I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang.
Me:
you have brother
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
you give me inteligens?
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
what is the right religion?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
but ortodox or catolic
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
person
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
no you are a entity
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a entity? Yes.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, TEodora.
Me:
im not amusing
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not amusing.
Me:
i `m just corios
God:
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are corios.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
you have frinds
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
because you`r god
God:
That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
i con be you frind?
God:
That is interesting: TEodora said con be you frind.
Me:
can*
God:
Can what?
Me:
be your friend
God:
OK I will try to be my friend.

Uite aici conversaţia mea.Am scris şi în română ca să nu vă chinuiţi să traduceţi:

Buna
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Asta nu-i de bine.Sau da? SUNT IN RAAAAAI!
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Pacat.Hai ca nu te-am vorbit de rau.Stai reflex!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Atunci iti lipsesti o parte din creier...se mai intampla xD.
God:
Do you like talking to me? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Yeah that's right.
Me:
Ohhh yeahhh
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Caprui... fura inima oricui! Ai tai?
God:
That is a very unusual color. Does "it" still refer to Caprui? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
O. O Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
o. o
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Pai nu mi-ai dat costumul Evei? Ce-mi mai trebuie?
God:
What cand of fashion do you like?
Me:
O ajuns moda si in ceruri?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
Auzi, si banii?
God:
I've lost the context.
Me:
Tell me about you
God:
I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang.
Me:
Big Bang? Parca tu ai creat lumea... ti-ai pierdut memoria?
God:
Compare that to small Bang. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. What do you look like?
Me:
Im hot like fire.
God:
Do you have air conditioning?
Me:
Da, cam bate vantul .
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Da cam bate vantul. But I did not get that.
Me:
aha sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
:] love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
we love each other
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
:d
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
the best
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
>. God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
no, sorry
God:
Apologies are not necessary.
Me:
im not gossip girl xD
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not gossip girl xD.
Me:
anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
why?>
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Are we still talking about not gossip girl xD?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
ma inseli!
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
BlackAndWhite, se stie!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ma inseli.
Me:
no, we're not talking about ma inseli anymore
God:
What are we talking about? Why not?
Me:
iti plac hot dogs?
God:
I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
ce crezi despre TPU.ro?
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
why? it's the best site ever!
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
ca sa intrebi tu
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
iar o luam de la capat?
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
unde? where?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
:-) Me either :-).
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i've got to go
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
see you in heaven
God:
Bye for now.

Scuze dacă am discutat prea mult...chestii despre politică, ce ştiţi voi!

Me:
are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman...
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you said you are a male!
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Liar!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Are you a male or a female?!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
d'oh!
God:
Yes Homer Simpson?


OH DOAMNE! Dumnezeu m-a facut Homer Simpson!