The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss."
St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
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Papa soseste in Rai, unde il asteapta Sf.Petru.Acesta il intreaba cine e.
Papa: Eu sunt Papa.
St.Peter: Cine? N-am numele asta in cartea mea.
Papa: Eu sunt reprezentantul lui Dumnezeu pe pamant.
StPeter: Are Dumnezeu un reprezentant? El nu mi-a spus mie.
Papa
ar sunt liderul bisericii catolice.
StPeter: Biserica Catolica...n-am auzit de ea.Stai sa verific cu seful.
StPeter merge sa vorbeasca cu Dumnezeu.
StPeter: E un tip afara care zice ca e reprezentantul tau pe pamant.
Dumnezeu : N-am vreun reprezentant pe pamant de care sa stiu.Stai, il intreb pe Iisus. (striga dupa Iisus)
Iisus : Da tata, ce este?]
Dumnezeu si StPeter explica situatia.
Iisus: Asteptati, ma duc afara sa am o discutie cu tipul.
Trec zece minute si Iisus intra in camera razand. StPeter il intreaba de ce rade.
Iisus : Mai tii minte clubul acela de pescuit pe care l-am infiintat acum 2000 ani? Inca mai exista!
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The catholic church won't agree with abortion, because they will run out of children to molest.
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