The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me..."

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church..."

St. Peter: "The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

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Papa soseste in Rai, unde il asteapta Sf.Petru.Acesta il intreaba cine e.

Papa: Eu sunt Papa.

St.Peter: Cine? N-am numele asta in cartea mea.

Papa: Eu sunt reprezentantul lui Dumnezeu pe pamant.

StPeter: Are Dumnezeu un reprezentant? El nu mi-a spus mie.

Papaar sunt liderul bisericii catolice.

StPeter: Biserica Catolica...n-am auzit de ea.Stai sa verific cu seful.

StPeter merge sa vorbeasca cu Dumnezeu.

StPeter: E un tip afara care zice ca e reprezentantul tau pe pamant.

Dumnezeu : N-am vreun reprezentant pe pamant de care sa stiu.Stai, il intreb pe Iisus. (striga dupa Iisus)

Iisus : Da tata, ce este?]

Dumnezeu si StPeter explica situatia.

Iisus: Asteptati, ma duc afara sa am o discutie cu tipul.

Trec zece minute si Iisus intra in camera razand. StPeter il intreaba de ce rade.

Iisus : Mai tii minte clubul acela de pescuit pe care l-am infiintat acum 2000 ani? Inca mai exista!

The catholic church won't agree with abortion, because they will run out of children to molest.