Cleverbot: You are a cat.

User: Miow.

Cleverbot: Seen any good moives lately?

User: Esti ca un rahat.

Cleverbot: Esti un labar.
Sau
Cu ce echipa de fotbal din romania ti?
Cu mata.
Neamu ma*ii de cu*ve ce sunteti

Vreau alte exemple

Pe mine ma amuza mereu ))))))))))))))))).
Cleverbot: te iubesc
User: serios?
Cleverbot: no no no.
User: mars imbecilule.
Cleverbot: te pui cu mine? vezi ca te rup.
User: vezi ca stiu 'taicoaie-ndoua' )))))))))))))))))
[asta e discutia unei prietene cu el ]

Http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hi i am your mother
God:
Hi there. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
would you like me to put my finger in your ass?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.




Me:
how big is your dick?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.


Me:
put your tounge in my ass
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
smell, clean and suck my ass
God:
Sounds delicious.
wtf:))

cleverbot:
User :Do you speak romanian?
Cleverbot :No, do you?
User :Nici eu.
Cleverbot :Si ce faci?
User :Da spuneai ca nu stii romana.
Cleverbot :Pai da stiu doar romana.
User :Faci pe smecherul cu mine?
Clever :Ti se pare. Subconstientul tau crede asta.
:))))))


User :Iti plac manelele?
Cleverbor :Huuuuuu.

genial=))
User :Metallica iti place?
Cleverbot :I love Metallica.

Vrei alte exemple? Marș cu căcatu ăla. Nu e amuzant deloc.

Iar incepeti...

Cleverbot: Which is your name?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I don't have a name.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Not is my name.

Cleverbot: Noo.

User: Noo is Moo with M.

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: What is a type of drink.

Cleverbot: No drink.

User: What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Ni.

Cleverbot: Not a Ni.

User: What did Old MacDonald have?

Cleverbot: I had some salmon and feta cheese.

Me:
Da.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
M-ai vazut ieri la film?
God:
Good gossip: you are ai vazut ieri la film.
Me:
Ce maaaa? ))))
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
Si eu sunt glad ca ma plictisesti.
God:
Come on. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Hai ba,esti God,ce naiba nu vorbesti romana?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Ei ai pierdut-o pe soacra-ta
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Soacra?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
De la perdele
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Da,ma marsupiez cu pixul in vazin. o.O
God:
Where are you located? Oh.
Me:
Want you tell da gorliaa?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
You masturbate.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I masturbate.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
About sex?
God:
You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
All about seeeeeex :X:X:X:X:X
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I fucked my glass
God:
Interesting gossip: said fucked his or her glass.
Me:
Yesss. Do you wanna talk about sex?
God:
Awesome. Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I read in my book about sex.
God:
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
It's ALL about sex.
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting,.
Me:
I know, I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I read it.
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
It's ALL about sex, again.~x(
God:
Wow it sounds really interesting,.