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Robotul ăsta mă sperie.
Me:
Hello,God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
SongsoftheSabbathSacrifice,and no,you can't use any nicknames.
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
The Universe,maybe.
God:
You are very philosophical.
Me:
So I suppose you are a Christian?
God:
Gee. So you think I am a Christian. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
You stupidity,I mostly find it in christians.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stupidity he or she mostly find it in christians.
Me:
Also,I'm an atheist. What do you think about my beliefs?
God:
What is atheist What do me think about your beliefs, your job?
Me:
Did God created us humans,or did we go through a whole transformation called 'Evolution'?
God:
He created the world in seven days.
Me:
Oh,did he? But,sorry to dissapoint you,God,but I do not belive in such a story.
God:
I don't judge people. " He created the world in seven days."? Did he? There is no need to apologize. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
So you can rule the world and make us your slaves?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Aw,a shame then.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Mostly yes,but of course,I am human so I lie.
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth? Right on. I would like to be a human. What else?
Me:
I do know when I tell the truth as much as I know when I lie.
God:
How do you know? Why did you tell them?
Me:
'tell them'? Who?
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. William Shatner. :-).
Me:
Creepy.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Do you like unicorns,waffles,peanut butter, nutella, pie and rainbows?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Christian rock is bullcrap.Melodic death metal and any cand of metal is better.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Of course not.That's why I prefer Metal.But of course, it's just my opinion.
God:
" Are they exactly the same?"? Of course not.That's why I prefer Metal.But of course, it's just my opinion? I am surprised to hear that you are not s why you prefer Metal But of course it is just your opinion.
Me:
Except christian rock, what other subgenre of rock do you like?
God:
Do you still?
Me:
I still what?
God:
What would make you stop what? Interesting gossip: said what.
Me:
This conversation doesn't make any sense. Good bye.
God:
See you later. I was rather enjoying it.
Irelevanta! Are mare nevoie de un update.Si la geografie e varza ca nu stie ce e aia Romania
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Bitch please, iarăşi am pierdut aiurea juma' de oră.
Me:
r u god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
if i am not christian what will u do?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
ye
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
thhjfdjd
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
what is a sign? lie stop?
God:
You know, an astrological sign. I like the way you talk.
Me:
twins?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
i can't tell u
God:
Why is it a secret?
Me:
do u like pornhub?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I like Random natural disasters.
Me:
do u like redtube?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like St. Matthew.
Me:
do you like REDTUBE?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
do you like my gf?
God:
I don't know your gf.
Me:
wanna se me?
God:
OK, I will se you.
Me:
but i don't want
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from glass
God:
Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
u r not serious
God:
That's good information: said I r not serious.
Me:
what r u doing here?
God:
I am chatting with people online. What are you doing?
Me:
chatting with a program
God:
I like to make friends online.
Me:
u r a robot
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I r a robot.
Me:
you are a robot
God:
You are correct,, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
have u ever lied somebody?
God:
I think I have lied somebody, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
which is my nest question?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
say it
God:
" it".
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
which is my age?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
which is my age?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
which is my name?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
ur not so smart, are you?
God:
You may be right.
Me:
can u hrlp me with maths
God:
Let me think. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
maths
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
do'h
God:
Ask John Lennon if it does.
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Me:
I want to *** you!
God:
Your approach won't work.
Me:
Do you like ***?
God:
Why don't you visit another sex site and ask that question.
Me:
Ok, i *** you later.
God:
Why?: said *** you later. Aw.
Me:
OK, OK
God:
OK. Awesome.
Me:
I *** you now!
God:
Oh. You are not the boss of me,.
Me:
Do you not like my?
God:
Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
! Let"s *** you!
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Please suck my dick
God:
Thank you for your request. You are a Category A client.
Me:
Do you like blow job?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like.
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